coinsatance

The seemingly related failure of a system following work on an unrelated part of the system. The relatedness of the parts is imaginary. Systems fail. Sometimes just after an engineer has walked past them.

It's a coinsatance that my wireless network manager no longer works after you put that usb driver in for my 3g modem.

by Shaun Laughey February 1, 2009

Constance'd

An emotional psych which is expressed physically with the intent of casing the receiving party tremendous amounts of grief.

In the episode "Smoldering Children" of American Horror Story the character Constance is visiting another character Larry who went to prison for life for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect Constance.
During their conversation Larry says to her "I can take it, I can endure it all as long as you say those words,"
as he places his hand upon the glass barrier separating them. He continues with "I know you loved me once Constance just say it, and I can face whatever may come." Constance raises her hand appearing as though she will press it upon the glass, however she allows it to hover in the air for a moment before retracting it and proceeding to leave him heartbroken or Constance'd.

by Fulminated Silver October 2, 2013

Constance

A media Corp actress thats hello fast

Constance is a thot

by Unregistered__ November 22, 2021

constance berman

Constance berman is a fictional character from the film Trilogy fear street,Constance is a very sweet girl who was sadly killed off,Constance berman was played by Sadie sink an incredible actress who stars in stranger things!

Person1:have you seen fear street part 3 yet?
Person2:yeah it was so sad when Constance berman died

by Ziggysteaparty.x December 6, 2021

constanceship

“its where all da baddies come into one group and take lessons from the queen.”

“Why argue when we can all come together in constanceship.”

by vaeh. January 13, 2025