Conk

To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick

Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked

by 420mclovin69 August 25, 2022

Conk

A word used to describe something that is incredibly glitchy. The glitches can be intentional or unintentional, but if it is glitchy to the point where it is broken, it is conk.

'Did you play that level everyone's been talking about? It was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'

by Lowonk June 24, 2020

Conk

a very large but wrinkled and unattractive dick. usually as a result of too much jacking off

his cock is huge, too bad its a conk! haha

by mister smiles March 3, 2009

Conk

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019

CONK

The noise made by a cowbell

Conk, Conk, Conk

by Donna March 16, 2004

conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 1, 2020

conk out

when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.

turn the lift off im gonna conk out

by devine August 19, 2003