hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

Air conditioner

When the child or children in the home don't biologically belong to you, but you step up and take the role and responsibility. The parent of said children is under the air conditioner as to say that they owe you sexually or in a sexual favor.

Yes dear I understand but it's the air conditioner here.

by Air conditioner man March 3, 2024

Conditionerize

The act of adding conditioner to one’s hair

Ohh my hair needs a good wash, I can’t wait to use my green tree shampoo and use my TRESemme conditioner to conditionerize!

by Rockyyy_0 April 18, 2025

AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.

Fucking air conditioners

by miki_kimi123 March 9, 2021

flying air conditioner

If you ever get your hands on a flying sir conditioner then you should always try to find a way to shit on it while flying in the air.

Boy: Oh no I shit my pants on the flying air conditioner! 😔
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!

by shrekluvsdonkey March 15, 2025

conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling

why you gotta conditionalize my love like that

by big papa_D March 11, 2010