"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.
by anastasiabeverlyhillbilly May 25, 2025
Get the Girl Conditioner mug.by big papa_D March 11, 2010
Get the conditionalize mug.Boy: YOOO omg is that a Mitsubishi Air conditioner???
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!
by Eman1530 January 24, 2024
Get the Mitsubishi Air Conditioner mug.Ohh my hair needs a good wash, I can’t wait to use my green tree shampoo and use my TRESemme conditioner to conditionerize!
by Rockyyy_0 April 18, 2025
Get the Conditionerize mug.If you ever get your hands on a flying sir conditioner then you should always try to find a way to shit on it while flying in the air.
Boy: Oh no I shit my pants on the flying air conditioner! 😔
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!
by shrekluvsdonkey March 15, 2025
Get the flying air conditioner mug.Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.
by miki_kimi123 March 9, 2021
Get the AIR CONDITIONER mug.Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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