Candad

Candad is the name for Brazil. It is owned by Skeppy and A6D. The national food are mcdonalds cheesy french fries.
Fun fact : Candad was a communist territory 31 years ago. It lasted very long, but then it lost 14% of its territory in 1989.

I returned from Candad yesterday. It was very interesting!

by Stefan Technologies June 29, 2019

Candad

Candad is a country created 14 years ago. The 2 9 year old bisectors of the country is Skeppy and a6d. They both have locked up the numpty muffin, BadBoyHalo, for life because he hates french people, hates bald people (even though he's bald), hates McDonald's cheesy fries, hates all of the memes including 9 and 14, and he doesn't ping spoof the spoof ping.
In Candad, all of the citizens favorite food is McDonalds cheesy fries. Everyone there is also bald.
14 and 9 are Candad's most popular number, and everyone tweets BadBoyHalo everyday saying the 2 numbers. They also tweet the muffin the perpendicularity of all of the memes.

Oh, I wish I could go to Candad and spoof the ping spoofing spoofers!

by ping spoof the spoof ping??? June 29, 2019

Pro Conrad

A lifetime gamer with sic, unbeatable Lego and lightsaber skills.

If you can’t beat the game, ask a Pro Conrad for help!

by Graham Kracker Kate aka Momz June 11, 2021

Conrad

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Usually tall, smart and classy. Loves and can do any task he puts his mind to. Conrad is hotter than the sun but chiller than ice. If you find a Conrad, keep him, you won't regret it. Origin: Spanish class

Girl 1: Did you see that guy over there?!? He's so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's such a Conrad.
Guy: I wish I could be like Conrad.

by Dr. Conrad May 15, 2016

lauren conrad

Lauren Conrad, or "L.C." as her laguna friends called her, is the star of The Hills and Laguna Beach. During the first season of Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavalleri and Lauren didnt like each other because of the love triangle between, krisitn, lauren and stephen. Lauren was the narrator during the first season of Laguna Beach, she now has her own show on mtv called The Hills, which is basically about Lauren being an intern for Teen Vogue in L.A. and going to school at FIDM while finding time to party and hang out with boyfriend, Jason Wahler (former laguna beacher). Lauren's younger sister Brianna will be on Laguna Beach season three, while Lauren said The Hills will be her last reality show, now you know who Lauren Conrad is!

<Laguna Beach season 1>
Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.

by sexyy ass girl September 13, 2008

Conrad Salute

To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning

Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!

by Mike Koply July 20, 2008

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...

by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007