One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.
Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
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I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
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1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.
Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?
Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.
Regina: Are you sure?
Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.
Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?
Jessica: Yes please.
Jason: What else?
Jessica: That will be all.
Jason: That's it?
Jessica: Yep. That's it.
Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?
Jessica: No. Just popcorn.
Jason: And that's all?
Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.
Jason: Share?
Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?
Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.
Regina: Are you sure?
Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.
Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?
Jessica: Yes please.
Jason: What else?
Jessica: That will be all.
Jason: That's it?
Jessica: Yep. That's it.
Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?
Jessica: No. Just popcorn.
Jason: And that's all?
Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.
Jason: Share?
by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009
Get the Concessionalist mug.This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.
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they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
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"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"
"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 5, 2006
Get the two-point conversion mug.While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.
by c. nubbins January 27, 2011
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