Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.
Verb. Comparenting
Verb. Comparenting
Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.
by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024
Get the Comparentmug. Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
Get the Comparative sufferingmug. When a parent compares their child with another
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"
by Leah_Dav July 25, 2024
Get the Comparentmug. When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
Get the Comparing Shades of shitmug. December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.
by exwicka December 6, 2022
Get the National Compare Nudes Daymug. There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug.