comedify

To deal with an aggravating or uncomfortable person by imagining him as a comic figure in a movie, rather than as a unique Kantian entity deserving of inviolable respect

"If I ever met Dubya in person, I'd have to comedify him just to avoid jailtime."

by Cheesed January 13, 2009

Communify

A collective self-realization of a common purpose and intention through meaningful discussion; to unify communities in mobilizing a collective voice

The water-is-life advocates need to communify and strategize efforts to stop a new off-shore company requesting permits to build a new water bottling plant on the island.

by eternalchild November 7, 2018

commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

Commodium

A Gamer mega chad Pal Word :D

Let's go to the Commodium :D

by LasagnaIts April 27, 2022

Commoding

What an object does to be a commodity, more specifically the sidemost part of a car seat.

The side seat of this car is commoding.

by The One who Commodes December 25, 2023

commoddity

A non-mainstream type of merchandise.

I love eBay 'cuz they offer lots of largely-forgotten vintage objects, "nerd" videos, and other "commoddity" items.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

commoditty

A musical-snippet dat is so delightful and/or sought-after dat it could actually be sold to folks wanting to hear it.

I love da theme song from "Made in Maine" so much dat it would actually be a "commoditty item" for me, in dat I would pay for da privilege of downloading it. Happily, it's available to listen to for free on several YouTube videos --- type da words, "Made In Maine Making It Happen" into da YouTube search-window to find one of them.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025