Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.

As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!

by Globule July 3, 2005

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Chemtex manufactures Corrosion Inhibitors to prevent corrosion.

Corrosion inhibitors are the wide range of chemical compounds which helps to prevent corrosion on metal surface.Each of these compounds are designed for some unique applications.Corrosion is mainly recognized by its attack on boilers,closed loop chiller,engine coolants,cooling water tower,sodium and calcium chloride brine solution,mono ethylene brine solution.

Chemtex manufactures Corrosion Inhibitors to prevent corrosion.
Our company Chemtex Speciality Limited has mastered in corrosion inhibitors since past three decades.These chemical compounds are better known for their cost effective,highly productive nature.The various registered trade names under these prodect category are ALSTACOOL, ALSTHERM, PROTODIN, THEODIN for:-
• Cooling Water Scale and Corrosion Inhibitor
• Boiler Condensate Line Corrosion Inhibitor
• Boiler Water pH Booster / Alkalinity Builder
• Boiler Catalyzed Oxygen Scavenger
• Closed Loop Chiller / Hot Water Nitrite Corrosion Inhibitor
• Calcium Chloride Or Sodium Chloride Brine Corrosion Inhibitor
• Mono Ethylene Glycol Corrosion Inhibitor
• Propylene Glycol Corrosion Inhibitor
• Methanol Corrosion Inhibitor Diesel Engine Radiator
• Coolant Corrosion Inhibitor

by Chemtex Speciality Ltd April 17, 2013

Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007