combover

A hairstyle that looks sweet on me.

"Hey nice Combover."

by Shrek Diesel January 17, 2004

Combover

1. The act of combing one's hair over to a side usually used to hide hair loss and looks pretty gay. Commonly is associated with old men, people named Grayson, Paul, or Logan. They enjoy having the inside of their ass massaged. They are ALWAYS simps. They also have a distinct love for shoving sex toys so far up their ass they can't get it back out.

Yo, combover just fucking swallowed his dildo

by Yummydawg February 24, 2020

Commoner

Someone who doesn't think outside the box. Someone who maintains a very basic perspective.

Dom: Wow look at that sunset! Look at the colors and the way the sun glows! So beautiful!
Jo: I mean... it's just the sky. It's just clouds and stuff. What's the big deal?
Dom: Jeez! You're such a COMMONER!

by anthony_dean December 28, 2015

Unicorn Combover

During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.

Dude, I used Rogaine on my pubes and gave my girlfriend a Unicorn Combover.

by darthvander December 9, 2008

combover

scene//emo fringe. curves around your your face- eyes and most of forehead must not be seen or that's not SCENE.

Shaant Hacikyan from CIWWAF http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r302/faceVSknife/Shaant%20Hacikyan/1.jpg

shaant hicikyan has the world bestest 'combover'



<3

by everyonejustRELAX August 13, 2008

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

Combover in Chief

A version of "Commander in Chief" describing the hair styling used by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

The Combover in Chief authorized a raid in Yemen.
combover trump

by Kenny Duer February 10, 2017