Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over
by boccemaster April 28, 2019
“Bret Michaels has a rocker comb over.”
by ebbonloft July 7, 2012
When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.
"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."
"Why is that?"
"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"
"Fuckin' A man?!"
"Why is that?"
"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"
"Fuckin' A man?!"
by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2010
by Walter Ego1 March 18, 2017
Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.
by Ajax Dunn September 15, 2007
(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.
Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!
by CivilSavant March 18, 2011
by AM Parker April 19, 2008