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demolition collision

to spread put your ass cheeks while someone else does the same. then your press your anus on theirs and both press shit out. some shit will go inside the other's anus, some will run down your thigh.
my mom walked in while me and my homie were doing a demolition collision.
by airchurro September 21, 2017
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Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
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Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
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collision

one of the best fics enemies to lovers trope with greek and roman mythologies
WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3

“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.

(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”
"collision by itjustkindahappened. thats it. "
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."
by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021
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full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.
Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.
by princerinse December 28, 2024
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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