Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023

Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Collision of reality

existing in the same space and time. for e.g when two people meet, your realities
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.

we have met due to our 'collision of reality'

by d_sizzla February 28, 2019

Stereo Collision

When two or more parties attempt to drown out each others music.

I had a stereo collision last night. I cant believe i lost to those backstreet boys...

by chewseph September 21, 2010

naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018