coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

coffeeshop

Adjective that means to be laidback and fun.

I like to hang around coffeeshop John.

by Mirek October 2, 2006

Coffeehouse

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.

That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.

by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

by kaikoo August 13, 2012

coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.

Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!

by Big Cal October 20, 2007

Coffeeshamed

When your fire breathing dragon of a brew is deemed unsuitable.

Brian took a sip and set his cup down by his chair. He cleared his throat. “Could I get a bit more milk for this?” he queried coffee freak Samantha. “Or some more hot water to dilute it?”
Coffeeshamed again. Then again, Brian was from Tampa.

“They sold me a bag of Komodo Dragon beans by mistake at Starbucks,” fumed Angie, speeding to her home in Appleton Wisconsin. “I wanted Verona! And I’m having the inlaws over for brunch. That stuff is high-fidelity. I know I’ll be coffeeshamed.

by Hifalutin! February 21, 2022

Coffeeholism

One who is addicted to the combination of Coffee and liqueur.

Dave Devartainian suffers from a acute case of Coffeeholism and may be refereed as a Coffeeholic

by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014