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cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.
The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.
by ThevRDM December 9, 2018
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cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
Eradicator is a cockspert.
by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011
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cocksweat

The watery beads that form on the shaft and scrote during the repeated injection process, usually performed upon orifices of many wonderous kinds.

This is due to the intense heats the cockflesh is exposed to during repeated penetrations.
Jim marvelled at the myriad of cocksweat forming on his shaft. He scraped it off using a rusty can, and decanted it into the polar bear's anus.
by Don Davypopolis July 1, 2003
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cocksweat

the liguid that forms inbetween the back of the penis and the balls used as an insult
Aidan you cocksweat you suck my balls for fi dollar
by cgscytsdbcdsgyf December 18, 2005
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Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.
Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"
by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015
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CockInspection

When your homies pull down your pants to check out your cock.
Chat: CockInspection on stream now.
Cole: Fine "pulls down pants"

Chat: Goes crazy!!
by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 9, 2021
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cocksweater

1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.

I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.



George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
by C.A.E. January 10, 2009
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