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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006
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cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person
Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.
by OJProductions August 19, 2006
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Cocksucker by Proxy

A person (male or females) who perfoms cunnilingus on a vagina filled with (relatively) fresh sperm.
Joe went down on Gina, right after Bill dumped his load in her.
Bill from then on, referred to Joe, as a Cocksucker by Proxy
by LennX December 26, 2011
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Twinkletoed Cocksucker

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.
Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!
by Stealthispunk451 October 1, 2008
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cocksmoker

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
by Sir Nick July 21, 2006
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cocksucker

When one sucks on penises.

When one enjoys sucking on a male member for pleasure, recreation or money.

When you get paid to suck penis's.
I must not be a good cocksucker since I'm only getting pennies from hobos.
by Joshua Fogarty., May 3, 2010
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cocksucker

In this order:

1:A person that makes your life as hard as possible.
2:A person that will stand in your way, and mess anything up you do.
3:A person that only cares for them self, and no one else!
4:A person that is looking to give one trouble.
My Boss is a real Cocksucker.
There are so many: Your Boss, Your Wife, Your Husband, Your Father-in-law.
by WhackJob January 20, 2006
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