Coastal

Coastal denotes a lazy attitude and a go with the flow demeanour. It also can describe a state of mind as in "no fucks given"

Hey that guy just cut you off! Don't stress man I'm coastalas fuck right now.

Or
I need an answer here - I'm running out of time, why don't you guys don't care? We're coastal man.

by Memphis Meltdown October 27, 2017

chi-coastal

The act of splitting ones time in between the east and/or west coast of the United States, and Chicago.

Coined by Robert McKeon on Thursday, November 15th 2018 at 11:53am

Yeah, I spend my summers in LA and my winters on Lake Michigan. Why? I don't know. I'm crazy. But that's the chi-coastal life.

by Mister Bobby November 15, 2018

Coastal Kingz

If you’re in this club you’re probably a back stabber

Coastal kingz Trying to be a big club but can’t keep good people

by Coastal Kingz December 5, 2021

Going Coastal

Going to the beach/ocean

With other people or friends/family

VERB

Yo, bro what you doing today ?

Dude my family and I are Going Coastal. You want to join us ?

Better believe it bro.

by Mogag October 9, 2016

East-coastal

A bet with such high returns that there is effectively no risk.

That round you're playing is east-coastal.

by somersaulting March 25, 2010

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

Coastal Middle School

Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :

"coastal middle school can burn in hell"

by lil_peeper December 31, 2019