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There was an article on CNN about Jennifer Hudson's family being killed and it had the nerve to say "Jennifer Hudson's rise to fame came the old-fashioned way: through talent, hard work and a close-knit family". No offense, she suffered an awful tragedy. But when the EFF did AI become the "old-fashioned" way? It is the usual, SUCKY American handspring to fame with NONE of the work. And who are the 'tards at CNN?
by tray117 April 5, 2009
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Pull a CNN

To blatantly assert something as true even though everyone knows it's a fabricated piece of propaganda that hasn't been proven after a year of dilligent investigation, misrepresentation, and wishful thinking.
Dagnabbit! I thought we finally had proof of the Collusion when we saw him have lunch at the Russian Tea Room. Turns out he was just having lunch. Wait, we can Pull a CNN and edit the video and just show him walking into the restaurant, and edit out the part where he has lunch !
by steamncream July 26, 2017
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I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
by Nostradamus? Nostradamthem! November 28, 2020
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Chad Nut November (CNN)

Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.

Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.

Good luck.
Chad Nut November (CNN) in conversation:

Person 1: "I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting."

Person 2: "You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after 2-3/10's if you do."

Person 1: "Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers."

Person 2: "Good luck man."
by Beemster November 21, 2019
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CNNsored

When a comment you posted on a CNN article is removed, either because you used foul language or because CNN disagrees with your point of view.
I posted a great comment earlier but it was CNNsored by the comment Nazis.
by teemo1 August 23, 2010
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CNNN

The South Park dub over of CNN; the South Park news station.
Ancorman: "This is CNN...N"

CNNN Anchorman: "... and scientists continue to fear that Hillary Clinton's ass will still get bigger."
by BennyG93 December 30, 2009
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CNNing

Straight out Lying, twisting the truth and distorting the reality because of a personal agenda.
A "John" asked me for some cash and said he was hungry. I can tell he was going to use to for weed and said to him "Stop CNNing!"

A Call of Duty neophyte named himself the slickest player ever. All of us knew he was CNNing.
by Truth90 December 7, 2021
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