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Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.
Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.
by Appled January 8, 2014
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Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.
Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.
by Locdonan October 25, 2011
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Sticky Candle

When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle
She made friends with the sticky candle last night
by Wax monster December 2, 2010
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Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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kat's cradle

A blowjob technique where halfway down the shaft, you clamp down using your teeth through your lips, grip, and slide that circle of skin up and down (similar to a grip-and-tug handjob vs a sliding-all-the-way-up-and-down handjob)
I was about to tap her on the head to call it quits, but then she performed Kat's Cradle, and I immediately blew my load.
by WolfMan90 April 2, 2015
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Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.
Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking
by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010
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melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.
"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"
by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009
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