Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011

coup cucks clan

Members of Y'allQueda, Boomerwaffen, or Meal Team Six that were unsuccessful at overturning Tangerine Jesus' failed reelection.

Did you hear about Bob? He joined the Coup Cucks Clan and had a heart attack when he tazered his balls!

by DrFactologist January 8, 2021

sword chucks

A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.

"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"

by Aaron Brown January 29, 2005

Cuckson

A man who likes to watch his mother have sexual relations with someone while he watches and touches himself

Billy is a cuckson, he wanted me to be his bully.

by Cuckson August 29, 2022

chickens be cluckin'

when those skank ass bitches down the hall don't shut the fuck up when a brotha's just tryna go to sleep.

Damn dude those chickens be cluckin' all night, I got no sleep. They wouldn't shut the fuck up about jersey shore.

by in my bathroom fuckin October 15, 2010

cluck u chicken

despite what people from maryland think the amazing sauce was invented by some college kid at rutgers hence why the story is written on the buckets of wingers and why there are 5+ in the tiny state of jersey
the morristown cluck u sees a majority of high schoolers and college kids who stop by after parties when they are wasted and high and you are garrunteed to see someone you know or knew in highschool when stopping in at 12 am

"hey lets get a bucket of wingers from Cluck U Chicken for our tailgate"
"did you see katie and her new boyfriend in Cluck U Chicken lastnight?"

by anonomous again October 22, 2006

Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

by Ching ching! July 1, 2009