Closing

The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

Jack: Did you close last night?

Andy: Nah she wanted to wait until shes in a relationship to bang, closing was never a possibility.

by nickspace November 14, 2012

Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.

His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.

by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

This ride's closing!

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use

Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!

by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016

clowning

Being not serious, or behaving like a clown.

Quit clowning dog, how fucked up is you?

by Yaj Nollid August 23, 2003

clonging

The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!

by The Me October 23, 2004

cloringe

the act of spitting out your gum
(because we need a word that rhymes with orange)

"this gum is really nasty! i need to cloringe"

by mandy0789 December 17, 2007

Circus Clowning

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")

I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!

by Ed-Money September 20, 2011