Clockblock

A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time.

B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval.

A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night."

B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!"
Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again.
Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it."

by lolmongoose December 30, 2008

Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 13, 2009

cocksack

Someone who is cock-like and often breaks a said bond between brothers ie: the circle

Harding You are a giant COCKSACK!!!

by jakob132 April 24, 2007

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon April 20, 2018

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018