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Titty clinger

Men’s Lacoste shirt or other clingy knit shirt for men. The material makes any shirt form fitting in a manner that enhances ‘moobies’
I’m changing shirts when I get home. This one is a Class A titty clinger
by Randy1nc July 7, 2018
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Clingex

A former girlfriend/boyfriend (mostly ex girlfriends) who you dumped but tries to keep being your friend to make themselves feel better about getting dumped. They wont leave you alone, to get rid of them you have to be an asshole and tell them to fuck off. Nice people are fucked because they end up actually becoming friends with them.
John: "Bro I dumped Sarah but she still texts me to hang out all the time, and always talks to me".
Tom: "Damn bro shes a real clingex".
by Bigman23 November 30, 2010
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Clingey

When someone is constantly following you around like a puppy dog, and is to the point of making you and your friends cringe. It is pronounced Cliin-g
Man that chick is really clingey, get rid of her.
by sumpunkboi September 23, 2018
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Cludge flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.
Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off
by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019
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clinger

A clinger is someone who is in a relationship but feels that even the slightest bit of attention from another person means that the person is interested in them

And the Clinger will see this as possible stalking even though the person wants to be there friend

This is often seen in men or women who feel unattractive and get hope from the slightest bit of attention.

Another possibility is that maybe the person is not getting enough attention from there partner and is sub concious looking for it somewhere else

They will never admit this but it is very common in British Women
(Normal Person)

Hi how are you your looking nice??

(Clinger) Im Fine thanks (Thinking: Oh my god he well fancies me!!!)
by Dave unknown December 25, 2007
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Bitter Clinger

As defined in a public press conference,by #44 ,as those people who are not progressive,socialist,or liberal.

They are the people who cling to their guns and religeon,rejecting socialism because they prefer freedom.
They support the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

They prefer to earn their own way rather than to have things given to them by the government.They prefer smaller less intrusive government and lower taxes.
Bilo"Man I don't like that guy Steve!"

Wally "Why not?"

Bilo" Because he thinks he should be able to have freedom of religeon and 2nd amendment rights as granted under the constitution."

Wally"Oh yeah you are right,the fucker is a bitter clinger!!! He should trust or government more."
by Chuckuss December 13, 2012
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stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
by H Two. February 9, 2009
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