Cleverbot

An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com

User: Do you eat pants?

Cleverbot: All the time!!!!

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?

User: Do yo stalk small children?

Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.

User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEEF STEAK.

Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?

User: My beef steak is very jolly.

Cleverbot: What is jolly?

by Lichkitten March 13, 2011

the cleverest

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.

"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!

by the slow kid April 28, 2008

Clever

Describing someone smart,intelligent or witty
opposite of dumb

''man he's really clever!''

by sweet jesus October 9, 2006

Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.

"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"

by Tha1&only November 23, 2009

full cleveland

Any male outfit that includes both a white patent leather (or plastic) belt, and matching white shoes.

The Full Cleveland is found many places, not just Cleveland. It is particularly common at American Legion dances.

by CongressmanBillybob January 7, 2005

Cleveland Dreamer

The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.

My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.

by shadow17x September 25, 2011

cleveland curlies

When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.

Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.

Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit

by ALMAK March 18, 2013