clericutioner

A subversive who never comes under suspicion, because he/she has already risen to the top position of the organization he/she intends to subvert. A secret turncoat of the highest level.

The Popes who ordered the Crusades were really just clericutioners. Whatever happened to 'thou shalt not kill'?

Did you hear that Mark Foley exploited children while chairing the Committee for Exploited Children? What a clericutioner.

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

Cyberectional Dysfunction

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.

Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cigerection

When you are aroused by something involving cigarettes, smoking, or even fire. Also can mean something so awesome that it was beyond sexual.

Dude, that show last night was so awesome I got a cigerection.

Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.

by ZildjianMan121 March 10, 2009

cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016

Asterisk (Corrections)

An asterisk is used (*) in terms of correction of when a word is misspelled or mistaken for another. It is placed at the end of the correct word to replace a clearly definable mistake in a sentence.

guy 1: do you're cat even sleep?
guy 2: your*

box: have you ever heard of personifacation?

table: personification*

Asterisk (Corrections)

by bigbooty59 April 24, 2019

Clirection

An erection of the clitoris resulting from the consumption of Viagra in women.

So...my girlfriend stole my Viagra and I was like "whoa, look at that clirection!"

by Rosalita Jose Carlos Hernandez March 25, 2011

Sex Correction

Sex correction, also known as rape correction is a term used by mentally I’ll discord and 4chan users to describe punishing someone for bad behavior by raping them,

Mark: Elementary schools should use sex correction.
Jack: why the fuck aren’t you in prison?

by Kyscola February 25, 2023