Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

by larryf`12 February 28, 2009

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

Cleavisibility

The state of a woman's blouse in terms of its ability to display her cleavage.

Note: Breast size and bra performance can drastically improve cleavisibility.

Joe: Dude, that chick has HUGE melons.

Mike: Yeah, and her camisole has superior cleavisibility.

by c0r0nawlime September 21, 2009

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

sink cleaning

A type of kiss in which one partner uses his or her tongue is such a way that, to the reciever, it feels as if the kisser is "cleaning a sink," (the reciever's mouth), "with their tongue" This is usually an unpleasant experience.

Oh my God, David's kiss felt like a sink cleaning!

by mastermolassas October 12, 2005