Cledonomancy

1. Divination through interpreting random remarks, statements or events.

2. The process of determining a prospective significant other's sanity by constant discussion of that person's actions and remarks with all other members of one's social group, behind said person's back.

If you end up pseudo-dating a sociopath, cledonomancy might not be your strong suit

by Unprofessional Psychiatrist March 2, 2012

cleadon

An absolute shithole full of old people who wish it was the 1700s all over again, its a bad place but at least they aren’t from newcastle

“Im 93 and hate everything”
“Move to cleadon”

by Mackem December 3, 2023

Clearonoja

n. noun. A sudden onset of paranoia, while waiting for the ATM to check that the amount you wish to withdraw is actually available.

"I was having a total clearonoja today while taking out some money. For some reason I was convinced that the ATM would run out of money."

by Sonneillon December 31, 2011

Cleanorize

v. To thoroughly clean and organize something at the same time. Duh!
orig. A technical term for a particular kind of side work for Wannawaf Inc. employees

Muffin: It's 4 o'clock. Can I make like a baby and head out?

Mommamuff: Did you do your Daily Rotational side work?

Muffin: Well... I uh... didn't know what cleanorize the waffle station meant.

Mommamuff: I have three words for you "NO" and "Urban Dictionary".

Mommamuff: You disappoint me Muffin, you disappoint me...(sigh)

by Mommamuff May 5, 2013

cleamond

When a females vagina is too swollen that the blood stops flowing to it and it turns grey.

Man she's been sexed so much she has a cleamond

by Viasd1290 December 27, 2013

cleavopatra

A woman, who's every selfie she uploads to her Facebook account also bares her cleavage.

Jesus H. Christ, every pic that bitch uploads also shows her nasty ass tanned elephant hide looking cleavage, what a Cleavopatra !!

by LongRifle November 7, 2015

cleanor

Like cleaner, but more potent.

Person 1: Aww man i spilled barbecue sauce on the couch!
Person 2: Just use my cleanor!

by TheRealTruthMan February 21, 2018