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Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.
Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'
by QPump August 6, 2011
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De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...
After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....
by Zoidburg May 1, 2021
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spider clag

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out
by IanW1981 August 16, 2017
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Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.
"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".
by SnoopyC November 2, 2011
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clag

A mix between slag and cunt
Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths
by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024
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Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.
The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.
by ColeTrain July 31, 2012
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