Cisco Interference

When your pregnant next to computers loaded with Cisco.

My baby might be suseptable to cisco interference

by John Paul II October 9, 2006

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

by Network Dawg February 12, 2008

Cisco

The best guy ever! He's nice, sweet, and loyal!!

Omg your dating Cisco!!!!! Congratulations he's sooo loyalll!

by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 23, 2020

Cisco

Slur used to describe cis men by women or non males.

ugh, i hate ciscos ! they always play with my emotions.

by mochieee December 2, 2022

cisco gonzalez

Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.

Is that who I think it is? Yup, it’s Cisco gonzalez

by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022

Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible

Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place.

by Bobis52 March 5, 2022