by rosie February 24, 2005
Get the rosie cintron mug.Not to be confused with COUNTRY (a defunct art embodied by George Jones, Hank Williams Sr., Waylon Jennings, & Merle Haggard), cuntry is noxious noise with all the lyrical heft & musicality of a pussy fart. Its prefab "artists" are pressed into one of the following molds:
Cowboy-Behatted Butt Puppets In Sleeveless Tees (Toby Keith, Lil' Kenny Chesney, Garth Fuckin' Brooks)
Or:
Strong Independent Women Who DAMN Sure Ain't A-Gonna Stand By Their Man (the Dixie Chicks, husband murder fantasist Martina McBride)
Their "songs" are concocted on Nashville assembly lines to the demands of oily, kinky-headed record company jews. The lyrics are calibrated to A:
Stroke the eggshell-fragile egos of stupid women:
I"Oh darlin', ah know ah've been a low-down dirty dawg. Please fuhgive me so ah kin come home 'n' paint yer toenails 'n' change the baby's shitty diaper..."/I
B:
Appeal to deballed males with empty "Redneck Rebel" bullshit:
I"Yeah, boy, me 'n' my buds're gonna grab us a keg, hop in our 4-by-4s 'n' git some mud on them tars - mebbe even shoot our guns in the air! 'Cause that's how we roll!"/I
The relationship of country to cuntry is like that of aged cheddar to month-old dick cheese. Avoid it at all costs if you value your life.
Cowboy-Behatted Butt Puppets In Sleeveless Tees (Toby Keith, Lil' Kenny Chesney, Garth Fuckin' Brooks)
Or:
Strong Independent Women Who DAMN Sure Ain't A-Gonna Stand By Their Man (the Dixie Chicks, husband murder fantasist Martina McBride)
Their "songs" are concocted on Nashville assembly lines to the demands of oily, kinky-headed record company jews. The lyrics are calibrated to A:
Stroke the eggshell-fragile egos of stupid women:
I"Oh darlin', ah know ah've been a low-down dirty dawg. Please fuhgive me so ah kin come home 'n' paint yer toenails 'n' change the baby's shitty diaper..."/I
B:
Appeal to deballed males with empty "Redneck Rebel" bullshit:
I"Yeah, boy, me 'n' my buds're gonna grab us a keg, hop in our 4-by-4s 'n' git some mud on them tars - mebbe even shoot our guns in the air! 'Cause that's how we roll!"/I
The relationship of country to cuntry is like that of aged cheddar to month-old dick cheese. Avoid it at all costs if you value your life.
Cuntry girl fan in straw cowgirl hat & midriff-baring blouse: "I'm off to see Tim McGraw! He's, like, SOOOOO hawt 'n' shit! I can't wait!!"
Me: KA-POW!!
Me: KA-POW!!
by NBFORREST1 May 22, 2011
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by Clantry March 26, 2008
Get the Cantry mug.Singing along with a regular song (esp. oldschool C&W) but making it into an something obscene, usually involving oral & anal sex.
Have you ever heard him sing 'Dick City' off Loretta Lynn? He makes it into one hell of a cuntry song!
by MFTim January 16, 2009
Get the cuntry song mug.Bill: Hows the cuntry over there Ed?
Ed: oh its good cuntry, rather exquisite, delicious, and with excellent views
Yo the cuntry in SoCal is outta sight y'all!!
Ed: oh its good cuntry, rather exquisite, delicious, and with excellent views
Yo the cuntry in SoCal is outta sight y'all!!
by daggermount August 4, 2007
Get the cuntry mug.A word to use to use if you want to say cunt and someone walks past who doesn't like swearing eg. A teacher or family member.
Can also be used as a harsh insult.
Can also be used as a harsh insult.
by Cuntryhole March 1, 2018
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