chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

chunky shrimp

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Chunky Wonkies

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

chunky boy

a large size gallon jug of iced tea beverage, preferably sold at Wawa, aka the dad of a big nig

Yo let's get some chunky boys and cruise around in the farm truck yo

by MeatSluggg March 25, 2008

chunky beaver

When you vomit inside a girls vagina and then the girl shoots the vomit on the guys face.

Troy chunky beavered on violets vagina and she shot the puke on his face

by Triple J productions December 14, 2016

Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.

Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner

by ihearttravis October 18, 2010