pedigree chump

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

by Merrydown February 11, 2009

Chimping Out

Being so loud/crazy/out of control/obnoxious that one can be described as a primal animal; chimp.

Jack: *runs around the room screaming*
Joe: Shit man, Jack is really chimping out
Karen: Yeah bro, he's chimpinnn

by liamkm September 9, 2019

Trump Chump

Any one of the monkeys that works for Donald Trump, the cabinet, Joint Chiefs, GOP party (take your pick) Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Kelly Conway, Vladimir Putin or whoever is in the clan of hyenas the pack of jackals at least this week before he cans them anyway - HA! Such loyalty for the chimps and chumps!

"Don't worry about what Sean Spicer says he's just one of Trump's chumps nobody listens to him or takes, Kelly or Steve Bannon seriously anyways because he's just a Trump Chump!"

by Phuckin' Phylean December 5, 2017

Champion Chimney Sweep

To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.

"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"

A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss

by Champion Chimney Sweep March 19, 2010

Chimping the Frog

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.

It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.

by yekka July 28, 2010

workplace chump

That person at work who works the hardest for the least pay or recognition.

My sad little workplace chump, there is a better way!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008