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Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.
So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.
by jellytin December 4, 2010
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420 Chronic Street

Santa Clause lives at the north pole, but Ganja Clause lives at 420 Chronic Street
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Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.
Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!
by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004
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Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.
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Bluntman and Chronic

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob
Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.
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Chronnuckah

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.
Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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chronicled

The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.
"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"
by BobbyV April 1, 2008
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