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crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010
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Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.
Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.
by mrwill26 September 1, 2013
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chapetz

A term used by Chicano urban/ Hispanos, meaningBITCH ASS PUNK!”
Fuck that CHAPETZ! Every time he uses my unit, he leaves the gas tank empty.
by La_burrr19 May 10, 2018
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Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist
Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”
by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021
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Bob Chapek

Sleezy careful also has taken over the Disney parks by force using all six infinity stones. He viciously killed Bob Iger and now uses his corpse as a puppet as instant approval from Disney adults who are unsure of cheap peck and his reign over to Disney properties. Cheap hack is also the main inspiration for the antagonist of the original 1979 movie, The Muppet Movie. Robert Chapek is stupid
Bob Chapek sucks
by Michael Eisner rules 1994 October 6, 2021
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CheapES

A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.
by TangClock March 17, 2009
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gothic chapel

A superfluous house of worship; too small to be a cathedral, too gaudy to be conducive to prayer or meditation. The end product of too much ambition and too little ability.
You got married in a gothic chapel? That explains a lot.
by Wodn May 4, 2009
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