chode in the hole

when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt

bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt

by chode mcchode December 3, 2007

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

Chodeknocker

A person who is a complete udder fool & Likes to knock and or get's knocked in the face with chode's.

Also another name for a stupid whore

Guy: Dude! I went out with this girl last night named skye, found out she was a chodeknocker

Friend: Bummer man....

by McLovinpants December 17, 2010

Chode

A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

by Follow the yellow brick chode! May 3, 2016

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014

Chode Zone

A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.

Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!

by BaileyStrum September 28, 2018