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chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys
Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.
by bug bugly July 6, 2016
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Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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Chimpanzee

A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.
Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well
by Echo_ December 12, 2018
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Chimpanzee

Chimpanzee he he he

I went to the zoo and saw a chimpanzee! It was so cool!
by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020
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Chimping

1) Chimping is a way of life in which your diet primarily consists of Stella, burns and class As.

2) May also mean feeling extremely rough the day after the Stella, burns and class As have been consumed.
1) “Look Spud’s legs aren’t working”
Yeah bro he’s majorly chimping off the ketamine
2) “Where the fuck has Squeal gone?”
“He’s back at the tent chimping to fuck”
by Al Stackit August 31, 2021
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Raging Chimpanzee

Oral intercourse with a woman suffering from simultaneous prolapsed uterus and a yeast infection while thumbing her prolapsed anus. Can also be refered to as a fiesty chimparoo
For Grandma's 80th birthday, the stripper gave her a Raging Chimpanzee.
by DirtyMommy January 2, 2012
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we p'chimpin

i understand saying "we pimp chimpin" is oftentimes a mouthful, so to extend an olive branch I'm allowing "we p'chimpin" as a suitable replacement
we p'chimpin up in this bitch
by we p'chimpin May 6, 2020
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