Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 31, 2014

Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls June 10, 2011

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 13, 2008

Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 7, 2007

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 4, 2005

Chimp

dirty whore

look at all those chimps

"chimps have big testicles so they can have loads of sex. a chimp is a whore"

by colin miles December 7, 2003

Chimping

In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.

User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.

by rd_303 March 8, 2015