Children

Nature's punishment for having sex.

All I wanted was to get laid, now I am stuck with children.

by BoaAndPythonGal November 3, 2014

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for the children

claiming something that is pure and everlasting. just like how you would claim with THE highest intentions, not for yourself, but for the children.

when playing a game of beer pong:

Lex: Yo we gotta make this cup or its game over

J don: Yo ima make this cup, FOR THE CHILDREN

*makes shot

by lexthelibianamphibian December 30, 2011

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Children

The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.

"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

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Informal Noun. A political philosophy or ideal that you want to force on a population against their will. Only used when traditional methods fail to accomplish the result you want.

"We need to ban vaping to protect the children" -Governors Coumo and Inslee among others.

In this case, "children" means tobacco tax revenue and MSA blood money.

by Fuque Carly September 30, 2019

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