Chinese snub

Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.

Trevor Noah said he heard the trick is to stop pulling when you find yourself in a Chinese snub.

by anthawi September 6, 2016

chikerro

adverb.
1) an exclamation of irritation, frustration or surprise
2) can be used to express surprise or pleasure.

3) overwhelm with delight or amazement

Chikerro! The movie was insane.
Chikerro! Someone is looking amazing.

by JuJoAura February 18, 2018

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.

Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS

by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020

Chinemerem

A Nigerian name meaning God has done it for me. It is mostly used for girls. They are mostly fair in complexion and very beautiful. They are smart, kind and fun to be with. Chinemerem are easy going kind of people. They can be very friendly and can't be taken for granted. They are very determined, strong and independent. They don't fall in love easily but when they do it's from their heart and won't take you for granted. They make loyal friends and girlfriends. They are mostly extroverts. They are usually very hard-working and intelligent. They are goal- oriented set of people. They are usually very unique. They know how to make you feel happy when you're sad. They can be annonying sometimes. They are usually very cooperative and trustworthy. They are very good friends. You are lucky if you find a chinemerem because they are the best kind of people to hang out/ stay around with.

Person 1: The class seems boring.
Person 2: because chinemerem is not around.
Person1: Where's she? Please go and call her.

by Promzy- b.. December 22, 2020

Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019