Chazzed

When you wake up in an unknown alley and your asshole hurts.

Hudson: yo man what’s wrong

Drew: I can’t walk straight cause I woke up and I had been chazzed.

by Small_penis_haver September 23, 2021

Chizzen

Similar to Chillen only when your high off of weed

Me and skylar were chizzen all day long

by Big papa drew June 19, 2022

chazden

A jerk who gets no bitches, has a tiny penis, and is mean to women.

Yo bro, look at chazden over there! hes a pussy.

by ihaveabigbooty August 27, 2022

Chazzed Ya

To fumble a 10/10 effortlessly, or to say "Im going to bed tonight" and play for another 10 hours

Sounds like she Chazzed Ya

by Mrs Crimson December 30, 2024

Chazzed

To prematurely ejaculate in an unbelievable short amount of time

You just chazzed me up and now you’re going to sleep

by Heffrie March 15, 2025

chazzercise

The act of working out involved a bungie cord with a butt plug on one end inserted in the anal cavity and the other end connected to a tie down on the floor. As you do a squatting movement up and down the exercise strengthens your quads, hamstrings, glutes, gluteous maximus, and also your sphincter muscle.

Man 1 - "Wow dude I am sore as hell today"

Man 2 - "Why?"

Man 1 - "I just got done with a chazzercise workout! My butthole is as tight as fort knox"

Man 2 - "That has to feel so good"

Man 1 - "Yeah dude, It feels so strong I could put a golf ball in there and shoot it past Saturn!"

Man 2 - "Wow!"

by Lars Wienerschnitzel March 20, 2025