Chavoruco

An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (Lad/Kid).

Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.

Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?

Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.

"Dude, who are those four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."

by chloemx January 25, 2019

Cavonne

A low class, very unsophisticated person, usually from the provinces. A country bumpkin. Usually used to describe rudeness, especially with regard to slobbish eating habits.

"...hey Sonny, did you whack that guy? Yeah Tony, he was a real freakin' Cavonne! Did you see the way he was scarfing down that pasta...?! Friggin' pig!"

by Sonny G. October 23, 2008

chavo

spanish for guy, dude, kid, boy...

"Hola, chavos!" (hi, guys!)

by la reina gringa March 17, 2010

Charon

The first moon of the planet Pluto to be discovered. It now appears that Pluto has two other moons as well.

In the 1987 science fiction novel Charon's Ark, Charon is depicted as an artificial world in which dinosaurs have been kept alive since the Cretaceous Period.

by Mogo the Mugger April 19, 2006

Charon

Charon, in Greek mythology, is the ferryman of the dead. The souls of the deceased are brought to him by Hermes, and Charon ferries them across the river Acheron. He only accepts the dead which are buried or burned with the proper rites, and if they pay him an obolus (coin) for their passage. For that reason a corpse had always an obolus placed under the tongue. Those who cannot afford the passage, or are not admitted by Charon, are doomed to wander on the banks of the Styx for a hundred years.

Charon ferries the dead across the river Acheron not the river Styx.

by Paintball.Charon August 24, 2005

chavinittttt

a word that is used by normal people to insult the homo-inferior sub-species known as chav

also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial

chav-what m888888 bling bling your ma ,mamamamam im a gay

human-chavinittttt

chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him

other use:

human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them

chav-chavinittttt :D

by louispenndragon May 29, 2008

chalondra

They are usually very loyal and intelligent people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquaintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and enjoys helping others. Most time they have to be entertained or be having a good time. Tho they can be nice don't take their kindness for weakness. Strong headed, stubborn and catty inside. Most of the time chalondra's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and commitment, but be ready because she's beyond ready; cook, clean, intercourse and family wise. Never let go of that chalondra!

chalondra is awesome!

by shidaryl March 5, 2018