by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021
This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.
Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.
Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.
by Robiatch July 20, 2019
dude I was setting fire to my farts yesterday and I got a nasty chard. luckily I had the aloe vera on call
by gladweenus February 13, 2019
Pronounced as “Cherd”. A term coined by an Israeli man, named BJ, who never wears a shirt or shoes. Used as a general term for whatever the hell you want, as long as it sounds cool.
by Chard101 May 13, 2018
by eggduck September 10, 2022
The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.
Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.
Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.
Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"
"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."
"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."
"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019