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Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.
by 4th315t August 6, 2011
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Capture The Crown

The shittest Metalcore band from Australia, they are a bunch of Asking Alexandria ripoffs.

Filthy! Fucking! Cunts!
James; Hey did you here about how Kaitlin and Patric broke up?

Khan; Yeah, that was such a Capture The Crown act!
by RealMusicForTheWin!! December 15, 2012
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rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion
with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture
by mtebob August 16, 2010
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capture the burr

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.
1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!
by Doomie June 10, 2004
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Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture
"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"
by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006
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Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.
"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"
by ajisan11 November 16, 2012
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Chaptered

A) To File Chapter 11 Protection under the U.S Bankruptcy code

B) A hill that Adam will die on
That Shaleco chaptered

Ya... they chaptered out bro
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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