crapture

May 21, 2011

Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.

by 4th315t August 6, 2011

Capture The Crown

The shittest Metalcore band from Australia, they are a bunch of Asking Alexandria ripoffs.

Filthy! Fucking! Cunts!

James; Hey did you here about how Kaitlin and Patric broke up?

Khan; Yeah, that was such a Capture The Crown act!

by RealMusicForTheWin!! December 15, 2012

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

capture the burr

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.

1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture

"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

Chaptered

A) To File Chapter 11 Protection under the U.S Bankruptcy code

B) A hill that Adam will die on

That Shaleco chaptered

Ya... they chaptered out bro

by anonymous March 9, 2021