chandersen

masturbating while crying and using ones tears for lubrication.

"Did you see chad get shot down making pass at that hottie?" "Yeah, I bet he goes home and chandersens himself"-

by mean_fingrr February 8, 2010

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.

That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Chandeliered

(verb) When you're pelvic thrusting someone and you miss the vagina. There's a slim chance it could go into the ass. Then there's another slimmer chance you could have a chocolate stick when you pull it out.

Dude, she totally chandeliered me last night!

That's disgusting man...

by hotandsexy1337 January 12, 2010

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018

backyard chandelier

When a guy is bent over and you can see his sack from the back.

I looked out the window and saw my neighbours backyard chandelier.

by Baconletuce February 8, 2020

Chandeliers

Huge, beautiful pair of nice, round tits. Cup size 32D and above.

Damn, that blonde girls chandeliers really hang low and shine bright!

by thesweatofchuck April 10, 2013

Skin Chandeliers

Another term for balls, nuts, sac, etc.

Used in a sentence,"B, this guy that we know loves to touch the skin chandeliers of others."

by HalfBreedAzn July 20, 2003