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Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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G-Charming

The act of flirting via G-Chat/Google Talk or the like, with a person whom you know, but not all that well. Often times this g-charming is accompanied by an uncharacteristically charming photo of yourself as your g-chat icon. G-Charming is often guarded, and less more veiled than other forms of flirting.
After noticing Megan, a pretty girl in his political science class, Max found her g-chat moniker on Facebook and started G-Charming her regularly.
by LearnedHand May 13, 2011
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dipping and chiming

What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
by von groovy June 11, 2017
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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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chaming

To run software which gives a player unfair advantage in videogames, especially First Person Shooters.
To Cham, CHAracter-Modding. To Cheat.

Chaming.
by x-Ammo-x January 23, 2008
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Charming

Hoarding the Charmin during a social distancing crisis
That guy is Charming.
by Kiman44 March 26, 2020
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charming

also very romantic
my boyfriend is so charming he made a trail of a dozen roses leading to a picnic beneath a waterfall
by *grin* February 6, 2004
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