chaffles

A catch all word used to describe anything you can eat.

Rick just went to get chaffles.

by sp4f July 20, 2003

caffelle

a fat tub of lard that cant get a girl because he smells like dump!

Wow i wish i wasnt a caffelle!

by Shady slimmy July 29, 2008

Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 4, 2019

chaffee

Another word for a virgin who can't seem to get laid easily.

Man I'm suck and tired of being a chaffee I need some pussy.

by Anonymous Dick Slayer July 26, 2021

charfel

Pronounced: Char-full

A combination of a laugh and a chuckle, and sounds like a weak belly laugh made by a retard.
Commonly used with friends and/or when stoned/drunk.
sounds funny at first. But later, much more annoying.

"want to go hang out? Watch the game? have a charfel or two?"

"Yeah, you know me and the guys were hanging out, painting the fence, having a few beers and a few charfels."

"I havn't had any charfels in a long, long time."

"Enough of your charfeling!"

by Nato2 June 24, 2008

Chaffetz

Holding government officials accountable, and saving taxpayers money.

The DHS secretary got a taste of Chaffetz after he was outed for spending 1 thousand dollars on coffee.

by djasc September 14, 2017

Chaffee

The definition of swag

chaffee is very swag change my mind i dare you

by smolpotatotea March 30, 2021