chackan

A Chackan is a form of human species, that thrives on sarcasm and Coors Light. Loves to say phrases like " You're a little bitch!", and "You're my favorite turd, I would never shit you". Also cannot complete a paragraph of dialogue without using the word "Fuck" at least 36 times. Did I mention loves using copious amounts of Dip and Tequila.

"Man did you see that sarcastic asshole call me a bitch?"

"Yeah dude, that fucking guy is such a Chackan!"

by 13XxX13 September 25, 2013

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checkra1n

checkra1n is a tethered jailbreaking tool used for jailbreaking iDevices. The exploit it uses is called checkm8, which should work with any device using an A5-A11 SoC.

But frickin checkra1n frickin doesn't frickin support frickin A9X frickin yet so if you were frickin hoping to frickin jailbreak your frickin original frickin iPad frickin Pro 12.9 frickin inch on frickin A9X, then you're frickin out of frickin luck for frickin now. Frick.

Gender-neutral homo-sapien 1: Hey I just Jailbroke my A11 iPhone X on iOS 13!
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: Nice! What's the new jailbreaking tool?
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 1: It's called checkra1n and uses a new exploit called checkm8 that supports A5-A11 SoC's!
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: Wow! So now I can jailbreak my original A9X iPad Pro 12.9 inch on iOS 13!
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 1: Well actually... The tool doesn't support A9X yet...
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: *heavy breathing*
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: Okay well I guess I'll just jailbreak my old A5 iPhone 4S... *pulls out windows laptop*
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 1: Oh and another thing, it only supports MacOS wight now, so you need an overpriced MacBook atm to actually jailbreak your 4S.
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: Oh okay just a moment.
Gender-neutral homo-sapien 2: *jumps off of a frickin cliff*

by Nari1102 November 25, 2019

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