Checked out

The period of time after you have given notice of resignation from a job before you actually leave. When you don't care about the work you are doing anymore or the general welfare of the business or the staff.

This can also be apply to someone who doesn't care about their job anymore and is about to quit.

Example: Hey Bob have you got those reports ready for Monday? Naah, I'm totally checked out.

by 1man April 3, 2008

cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

Chalked

When you get fucking akimbo deagles in the gulag and like what the fuck

Fucking DEAGLES BRO, THIS SHITS CHALKED

by fakename1babs123 April 9, 2021

chalked up

don't know wtf you idiots are talking about but "chalked up" refers to a crime scene where somebody gets killed and the police show up and put a chalk line around body.

yo dude got shot 6 times they got him chalked up at the intersection.

by anonymous84816 July 22, 2018

cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall

that kid tfue is cracked out

by solicitify November 14, 2018

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

to be chicked

to be chicked. -- death from asphyxiation by female genitalia

Brad's night was going great until he realized he was about "to be chicked".

by ButterCup's revenge April 20, 2011