Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.

Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!

by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Cielphobia

Ciel phobia is a social media influencer mostly posting about how cute grell or sbesatian is or something I don't know I don't watch fag shows laugh

Hey have you seen cielphobias new video
No, they're bakas 👎

by Mrs ryuzaki February 21, 2021

Cellphiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellfiddler

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.

Man, i don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellphiddler tonight :)

Everyone loves cellphiddlers!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Celephone

A cellular telephone. It takes just as long to say as "cell phone" so why not?

I found my celephone under the couch cushion because Billy Popple finally called me back.

by P Popple October 17, 2008

Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome

noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.

vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.

Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!

*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.

by Mo-ez April 28, 2011

Cephalic Carnage

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.

All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

cellphone

It's this magical device that is shaped like a banana or a cube that is long that has electricity.
It is unknown and it's technology is still tested , use at caution.
It COULD be a device people talk in to and can be heard around the world... NAH , can't be.

Tim : Dude... wtf is a cellphone?
Bob: Dudeee , I don't knoww , but it's like , sounds so cool..

by AppleBottomJeans! August 4, 2009