Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

Collanda

Usually two girls, often times "hoes" who enjoy degrassi, or the pottery network.

That Collanda is totally shannoning by themselves tonight.

by Richard Bagpipes September 30, 2007

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

Celanda

Totally kick ass chick, one belonging to daddy Pike, beautiful, smart, loyal

U see Celanda over there looking all beautiful, yeah, she must be Pike's girl.

by cgp November 3, 2014

caellan

A man who can be cold hearted but Is actually the silent strong type and or may be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Caellan is a cool dude.

Or Caellan is Hitler.

by You now that boy March 17, 2018

cellabi

a legendary pokemon cellabi can travel through time and space

dude 1 oh this is awosome i caught a cellabi

by that_one_11_year_old December 21, 2020