Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.

After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

Celebacon

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.

"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"

by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009

ceBep.

Help idk what this means pls. someone pls tell me. I found it at a phone booth on a sticker with a drawing above the words. drawing looks like a heart with a line underneath it

ceBep. Yeah

by Hccfhhc February 5, 2022

celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

Celbridge

A suburb of Dublin, wherein the native people are referred to as "Knackers" or "Scags". Home to a population of approximately 18,000 people this suburb breeds new and exciting life every day. "Scaldy" a term generally associated with Celbridge (derived from the word "Scaldwin", a well known local "character") meaning a person of irrefutable bad character who enjoys activities such as; knacker drinking, smoking spliffs, driving a knacker mobile and listening to The Barley Mob.

You're from Celbridge, haha don't ya mean Smellbridge!

Who's up for Knacker drinking in the field behind Castletown house?

Knacker drinking on the 67?

Where the fuck is the 67?

by 67a May 1, 2012

Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.

"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008

Semi-Celeb

Someone who is well known and on the verge of becoming a celebrity.

"Pete Merrill is a semi-celeb. He doesn't have paparazzi following him, but a lot of people have heard of him."

by thirdiedotcom December 1, 2009