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Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
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Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004
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Mateen Cleaves

A word for guys when a girl has their big boobs a hanging out of their shirts, so they have cleavage. It is used to keep what the guys think secret so the girls do not know they are talking about her. The word was created on the Grand Valley State university Campus.
by Hands, Spoon, D-mac March 17, 2009
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calaveras county

Calaveras County

Rural county located in the eastern foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. It has lots of beautiful scenery but is unfortunately inhabited with many ignorant people. A great place to enjoy peace and nature. Not so great of a social scene. All in all, it's a nice place to visit.
R u going to Calaveras County? no way, and you better watch yourself- they don't like non white folk
by sandysmith23 March 18, 2011
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Cleaver

A person, usually male who always 'dogs' the boys. A cleaver will always choose girls over his friends, and will never fail to let down ones closest to him/her.
Hey Jack, that Harry is a total Cleaver!
by AudiVolkswagen October 26, 2008
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Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.
"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."
by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009
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cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.
She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.
by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003
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